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Sometimes When You Call Your Shot
TODAY on the show we started off by going over everything that we got up to over the long Labor Day weekend. Terry got up extra early to try and see the Northern lights. Lex got sick and in turn lost more weight. Dee did a lot of DJ work and Sarah partied hard. We got tallied up last month's point totals and announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our brand new SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also did our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool.
TOMORROW on the show we have more Drunk B**ch Summer Stories plus a pitch from Terry that will likely start an argument!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Sometimes When You Call Your Shot
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Sometimes when you call your shot, it doesn't go the way you want.
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I feel like sometimes the best nights are when you just go into it with no expectations
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and then when it's glorious, it's glorious.
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That's kind of why I try to be a little pessimistic sometimes because if you call your shot
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tonight, it's going to be epic.
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You set a high standard and it doesn't always live in it.
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That's never a good thing.
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Yeah, it's like, we're going to go to Vegas.
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We're going to do all of this.
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Yeah, thanks like that.
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Exactly like that.
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Well, the night started off good and we all looked awesome and it was, you know, drinks
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were being had expectations were how we called shots.
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My thing for the night was like, I'm going to make out with some random guys and I like
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that was my goal.
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We all had little goals we were going to do.
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I think I'm just looking at all my goals and I'm supposed to do today, you know, then
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I have my little checklist.
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Now one of them has to do with that.
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Step it up.
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Me either.
TOMORROW on the show we have more Drunk B**ch Summer Stories plus a pitch from Terry that will likely start an argument!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Sometimes When You Call Your Shot
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Sometimes when you call your shot, it doesn't go the way you want.
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I feel like sometimes the best nights are when you just go into it with no expectations
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and then when it's glorious, it's glorious.
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That's kind of why I try to be a little pessimistic sometimes because if you call your shot
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tonight, it's going to be epic.
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You set a high standard and it doesn't always live in it.
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That's never a good thing.
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Yeah, it's like, we're going to go to Vegas.
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We're going to do all of this.
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Yeah, thanks like that.
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Exactly like that.
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Well, the night started off good and we all looked awesome and it was, you know, drinks
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were being had expectations were how we called shots.
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My thing for the night was like, I'm going to make out with some random guys and I like
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that was my goal.
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We all had little goals we were going to do.
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I think I'm just looking at all my goals and I'm supposed to do today, you know, then
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I have my little checklist.
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Now one of them has to do with that.
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Step it up.
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Me either.
Sarah's Gonna Take A Bath
TODAY on the show we started off with a bit of a war. Terry pitched an idea to us all that half were keen on and the other half...not so much. We also had some Springfield Sub Par Classic updates which led to a discussion about Dee allegedly not liking Taint. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into a lot of sports talk as everyone was excited about the start of the NFL season kicking off tomorrow night. We talked about the upcoming SNL season and the newest cast members. We also got into some more of Sarah's chaotic dating life.
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I did take a bath day because I'm going to be given a bath this weekend.
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And it sounds really weird and uncomfortable, but also like it'd be a great story.
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No, I'm looking forward to it.
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[laughs]
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That would be weird and uncomfortable.
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Yes, it would!
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[laughs]
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Now, you just stole your thunder.
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No matter what you're about to say,
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will not be weird and uncomfortable at a level that we have just seen.
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That's right.
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So basically, I'm going out of town this weekend on a little trip.
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Clear the head, get some self-care in, and go.
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Right yourself?
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No, I'm going with a Jeep Club.
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So, uh...
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Sounds like a quiet, peaceful time.
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I mean, maybe some of it.
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[laughs]
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But anyway, I'm saying it is really awesome with Del that looks like haunted,
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and they have like a spa there because you know, it's hot springs.
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And so, anyway, I'm doing this like pamper package,
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and part of it is you take a mineral bath, but they bathe you.
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So you sit in this bath and they like scrub you.
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You will like your arms, your legs, and they bathe you.
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[gasps]
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Isn't that weird?
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Isn't a guy or girl in the face?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, you might be something.
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Two-sliced Arkansas guy or?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Any of these.
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It'd be clearest.
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I know, though, though.
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Yes, fully new.
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[laughs]
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So that's weird though.
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Some dude in overalls.
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I'm going to scrub you real good.
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I feel like it's going to be weird, but I also like that kind of sounds weird and awesome,
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and like great content, so let's go for it.
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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- Hey, Sarah, you missed his spot, cleaners?
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I did take a bath day because I'm going to be given a bath this weekend.
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And it sounds really weird and uncomfortable, but also like it'd be a great story.
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No, I'm looking forward to it.
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[laughs]
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That would be weird and uncomfortable.
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Yes, it would!
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[laughs]
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Now, you just stole your thunder.
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No matter what you're about to say,
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will not be weird and uncomfortable at a level that we have just seen.
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That's right.
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So basically, I'm going out of town this weekend on a little trip.
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Clear the head, get some self-care in, and go.
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Right yourself?
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No, I'm going with a Jeep Club.
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So, uh...
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Sounds like a quiet, peaceful time.
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I mean, maybe some of it.
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[laughs]
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But anyway, I'm saying it is really awesome with Del that looks like haunted,
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and they have like a spa there because you know, it's hot springs.
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And so, anyway, I'm doing this like pamper package,
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and part of it is you take a mineral bath, but they bathe you.
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So you sit in this bath and they like scrub you.
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You will like your arms, your legs, and they bathe you.
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[gasps]
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Isn't that weird?
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Isn't a guy or girl in the face?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, you might be something.
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Two-sliced Arkansas guy or?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Any of these.
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It'd be clearest.
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I know, though, though.
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Yes, fully new.
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[laughs]
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So that's weird though.
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Some dude in overalls.
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I'm going to scrub you real good.
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I feel like it's going to be weird, but I also like that kind of sounds weird and awesome,
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and like great content, so let's go for it.
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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- Hey, Sarah, you missed his spot, cleaners?
Yes I Feel Saved
TODAY on the show we started off with a bunch of Sports Talk as we got prepared and excited for our Lex & Terry Fantasy Football Draft happening tonight. We also got into prenup talk and men vs women and their payouts they receive after a divorce. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We asked ChatGPT for some funny name ideas for fantasy football team names. We also got into several rounds of ROUND TABLE!
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Yes I Feel Saved
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Do you know how hard it is though as a girl how celebrated engagements are and stuff like that to not
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Tell your friends and they keep your mind the hard thing for her to do a bit
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Maybe a few of the maybe the few of the tight circle knew I have
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Different circles of friends. I've got you know in the tight tight circle. You could probably tell a couple people some things
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Other people know they'll then tell people
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You guys are not in that circle
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Neither were you guys
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You guys would tell
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I don't know if I tell I tell everybody my secrets so
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That doesn't matter
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Younger Alexa and younger Lex may have told but older Lex will know I think you'd be the first to tell but you do it by accident
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Oh, yeah, for sure. No
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Maybe I don't know because then you're also like I don't care
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So I don't know if it really would be by accident or not
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But you absolutely would be the first to tell no
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Not what you do that. Oh
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Okay, we can't do it anymore
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You can do it. I'm just not I'm not agreeing
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What do you think do you would be the first to tell Lex?
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And we do it on permanent from you and what you do and and what you do it on purpose no
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Exactly see that's the thing yeah, you're not mean or anything you just would forget and what do you mean coming from me?
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Oh nothing, oh you mean somebody don't tell it you said it only stand no business
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On business, we gotta break we got it. We can't we gotta say get a bit more. We do we got a break. Yes, I feel saved
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Yes I Feel Saved
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Do you know how hard it is though as a girl how celebrated engagements are and stuff like that to not
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Tell your friends and they keep your mind the hard thing for her to do a bit
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Maybe a few of the maybe the few of the tight circle knew I have
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Different circles of friends. I've got you know in the tight tight circle. You could probably tell a couple people some things
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Other people know they'll then tell people
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You guys are not in that circle
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Neither were you guys
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You guys would tell
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I don't know if I tell I tell everybody my secrets so
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That doesn't matter
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Younger Alexa and younger Lex may have told but older Lex will know I think you'd be the first to tell but you do it by accident
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Oh, yeah, for sure. No
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Maybe I don't know because then you're also like I don't care
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So I don't know if it really would be by accident or not
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But you absolutely would be the first to tell no
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Not what you do that. Oh
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Okay, we can't do it anymore
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You can do it. I'm just not I'm not agreeing
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What do you think do you would be the first to tell Lex?
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And we do it on permanent from you and what you do and and what you do it on purpose no
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Exactly see that's the thing yeah, you're not mean or anything you just would forget and what do you mean coming from me?
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Oh nothing, oh you mean somebody don't tell it you said it only stand no business
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On business, we gotta break we got it. We can't we gotta say get a bit more. We do we got a break. Yes, I feel saved
Dee Stuck In The Bathroom In Mississippi with no Lights
TODAY on the show we started off with THE ROLL CALL, BABYYYY! We alo got into plant talk and farmers market discussions. Dee talked about young people and sports and cried on air. He also officially gave up on one of his favorite fast food restaurants. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Terry brought up a lot of "hypothetical" situations and we each took our turns answering. Dee also got into his dream of wanting the Lex & Terry Show to be inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame.
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When I was at that damn
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Convenience though, you Mississippi. Oh god
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And the lights just went out and I'm in there boo booing
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No, the toilet. I thought I was finniggin sex traffic
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Like the floor was just gonna open up in this hole
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Underground tunnel and it gets snatched me off the toilet
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We been expecting you mister. Yeah, you're free. You're number one on their list
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But this is the bottom
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I'll tell you this real quick about that experience because I told y'all before but the funny part is I didn't realize
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It was one of those motions since the lights so I'm just sitting there still
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pooping I ain't got to be moving all the way and flailing my arms for the lights to be on and I'm just sitting there pooping and all of a sudden you just here
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And it's shit black I can't see my hand in front of my face
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I'm in here
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My wife I signed in the car
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You said you said you said bitch man, I think the only electricity went off and there being a rob
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Yeah, it's just a motion sensor light. Yeah, as soon as I kind of because I didn't want to move
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Cuz I'm like it you know and I'm scary movies you'll be standing there and it'd be somebody like this right here
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See all right in front of you
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I'm like if it's a monster right here knows the nose with me bitch you just
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Damn cuz I am not moving people get it for you. Yeah
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And this much happening off because he said the light I said yeah, man that day went off he said
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You know what it had to happen to you
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Yes!
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Oh, good!
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When I was at that damn
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Convenience though, you Mississippi. Oh god
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And the lights just went out and I'm in there boo booing
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No, the toilet. I thought I was finniggin sex traffic
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Like the floor was just gonna open up in this hole
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Underground tunnel and it gets snatched me off the toilet
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We been expecting you mister. Yeah, you're free. You're number one on their list
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But this is the bottom
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I'll tell you this real quick about that experience because I told y'all before but the funny part is I didn't realize
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It was one of those motions since the lights so I'm just sitting there still
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pooping I ain't got to be moving all the way and flailing my arms for the lights to be on and I'm just sitting there pooping and all of a sudden you just here
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And it's shit black I can't see my hand in front of my face
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I'm in here
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My wife I signed in the car
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You said you said you said bitch man, I think the only electricity went off and there being a rob
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Yeah, it's just a motion sensor light. Yeah, as soon as I kind of because I didn't want to move
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Cuz I'm like it you know and I'm scary movies you'll be standing there and it'd be somebody like this right here
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See all right in front of you
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I'm like if it's a monster right here knows the nose with me bitch you just
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Damn cuz I am not moving people get it for you. Yeah
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And this much happening off because he said the light I said yeah, man that day went off he said
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You know what it had to happen to you
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Yes!
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Oh, good!
Dee Just Needs Better Content
TODAY on the show we started off talking about football and all of the International and Overseas games that were played. Terry told us about Shari making a new friend with a very dirty nickname. We also recapped everything we did over the weekend. We announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have "Hypotheticals!"
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Just Needs Better Content
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This woman said they got on the cruise ship and I guess their cruise ship was out of LA somewhere
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She went to Target and bought some waffle
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Cones and put them in her bag
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So when she eat ice cream they could take their own cones out of their room and go put it in the waffle cones
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Interesting
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That's why I say this is a dumb ass hack
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And she said people been asked to be a whole day where I get my waffle cones from I said baby, I brought them on
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So why are you pushing so many in there that ain't no flex are you just doing this for attention?
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I'm assuming so Sarah
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It was so I was like
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Yeah, that's strange that's a strange flag
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That's great to have any weed pull up Sarah. What else is your bring on board?
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And not only is she flexing
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Not only did she put this dumb ass crap on the internet
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It has over 15,000 likes right now and over two million views
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A bitch walking through the galley with an ice cream cone made out of waffles
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I hate the internet
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I can't go viral but waffle cone and bitch can
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It's cuz you have some pride you're never gonna be found
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Carving something like that onto something because you're not a moron
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Clearly you need better content
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I guess I do, Sarah. I just mind is BS.
TOMORROW on the show we have "Hypotheticals!"
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Just Needs Better Content
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This woman said they got on the cruise ship and I guess their cruise ship was out of LA somewhere
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She went to Target and bought some waffle
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Cones and put them in her bag
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So when she eat ice cream they could take their own cones out of their room and go put it in the waffle cones
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Interesting
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That's why I say this is a dumb ass hack
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And she said people been asked to be a whole day where I get my waffle cones from I said baby, I brought them on
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So why are you pushing so many in there that ain't no flex are you just doing this for attention?
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I'm assuming so Sarah
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It was so I was like
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Yeah, that's strange that's a strange flag
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That's great to have any weed pull up Sarah. What else is your bring on board?
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And not only is she flexing
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Not only did she put this dumb ass crap on the internet
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It has over 15,000 likes right now and over two million views
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A bitch walking through the galley with an ice cream cone made out of waffles
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I hate the internet
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I can't go viral but waffle cone and bitch can
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It's cuz you have some pride you're never gonna be found
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Carving something like that onto something because you're not a moron
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Clearly you need better content
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I guess I do, Sarah. I just mind is BS.
Terry Calling Shari A Karen Didn't Go Over Well
TODAY on the show we started off with a bunch of sports talk. We also got into what we were all gonna get up to over the weekend. Terry told us about how this first week back from vacation has been tough for him. We got into our Days of the Week and got in our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly HOROSCOPES as we welcomed Virgo season! We once again did not get to Blues News, but did get into some hot and trending topics. We also got comedian Bruce Baum to join us for some FOOTBALL PICKS!
MONDAY on the show we announce our Football Picks winner! Plus Talk Nerdy to Me, Celebrity Death Pool and Mr. Skin!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry Calling Shari A Karen Didn't Go Over Well
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We got into it last night a little bit, so.
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Oh, man, why?
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I should, you know.
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Just a little time.
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Don't say it, don't say it.
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I'm not saying it.
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I do just thank you.
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I caught her doing something that was kind of caronish,
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and I probably shouldn't have told her she was being a Karen.
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Because I guess we're pretty good when we have a disagreement about name calling.
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We don't really resort to that, and if we do, if one of us calls somebody a nail,
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you'd bitch, you know, it's usually me, you know.
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But, you know, I've done really good at taking all of that personal flair that I like so much
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in a debate out of it with her.
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I'll save it for you guys.
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But, I've done really good at that type of stuff.
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So, then the argument went from whatever we were talking to to the fact that I called her a Karen,
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and how hurtful that was.
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And I said, and this is where I channeled my inner legs,
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well, don't be a Karen then.
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It did go over well.
MONDAY on the show we announce our Football Picks winner! Plus Talk Nerdy to Me, Celebrity Death Pool and Mr. Skin!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry Calling Shari A Karen Didn't Go Over Well
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We got into it last night a little bit, so.
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Oh, man, why?
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I should, you know.
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Just a little time.
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Don't say it, don't say it.
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I'm not saying it.
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I do just thank you.
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I caught her doing something that was kind of caronish,
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and I probably shouldn't have told her she was being a Karen.
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Because I guess we're pretty good when we have a disagreement about name calling.
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We don't really resort to that, and if we do, if one of us calls somebody a nail,
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you'd bitch, you know, it's usually me, you know.
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But, you know, I've done really good at taking all of that personal flair that I like so much
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in a debate out of it with her.
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I'll save it for you guys.
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But, I've done really good at that type of stuff.
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So, then the argument went from whatever we were talking to to the fact that I called her a Karen,
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and how hurtful that was.
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And I said, and this is where I channeled my inner legs,
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well, don't be a Karen then.
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It did go over well.
Lex Notices The Weirdest Things
TODAY on the show we started with a theory from Lex that he came up with while watching American Ninja Warrior. We got into the art of saying NO and this somehow led to a big fight between two members on the show. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE, some of which even got a little heated! We finished things up with some sports talk.
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! We also have special guest comedian Fortune Feimster.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Notices The Weirdest Things
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Hey, do you guys ever watch American Ninja Warrior?
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Yes.
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From time to time, yes.
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My correct impulse was right.
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But I've made a-- I don't want to say an assessment,
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but I know I'm going to get run over for this.
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But all these kids all have female parents, both of them.
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I just want--
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You have female parents.
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Yeah, so it's like if you're a lesbian couple,
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your kid has a much better chance to get on American Ninja
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Warrior than most people.
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[LAUGHTER]
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It's kind of where I'm going with it.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I know that silly, but it's just--
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I mean, it's in the 80% tile.
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(laughs)
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! We also have special guest comedian Fortune Feimster.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Notices The Weirdest Things
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Hey, do you guys ever watch American Ninja Warrior?
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Yes.
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From time to time, yes.
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My correct impulse was right.
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But I've made a-- I don't want to say an assessment,
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but I know I'm going to get run over for this.
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But all these kids all have female parents, both of them.
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I just want--
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You have female parents.
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Yeah, so it's like if you're a lesbian couple,
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your kid has a much better chance to get on American Ninja
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Warrior than most people.
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[LAUGHTER]
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It's kind of where I'm going with it.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I know that silly, but it's just--
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I mean, it's in the 80% tile.
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(laughs)
Lex Really Had It Made
TODAY on the show we started off the show with some Sports Talk. Lex told us a hilarious story about his miserable experience attending the Texas Ranger's baseball game with 18 other people and a party bus. We got into a talk about health and fitness and whether creatine is good or bad for you. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Dee let us in on a new cartoon show he is obsessed with and how he loves the music on the show. Lex told us about an incident he went through recently that made him realize how much he has matured.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!)
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems
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♪ Lex is over there talking about the woman in India with a five children ♪
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♪ And because she got a split, the hamburger five ways, he is in disgust ♪
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♪ Tom Bashi should have played better ♪
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♪ Sam Dashie shouldn't be living like that ♪
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♪ But Lex don't understand some time situations can be wack ♪
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♪ But hey, God Lex, he grew up with the ma-
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♪ A lot of money in his pocket ♪
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♪ 'Cause he had it made ♪
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♪ Ah, it made twice, double made ♪
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♪ Yeah, it was a double made cut ♪
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♪ Had his female butter and Nana sandwiches ♪
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♪ Sad to him ♪
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♪ All fanning him ♪
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♪ Never have had a peanut butter and Nana sandwich ♪
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♪ Ever ♪
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♪ We're all fanning him ♪
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♪ With the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never in the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never been fan-fron ♪
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♪ Never cut my crust off ♪
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(laughing)
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!)
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems
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♪ Lex is over there talking about the woman in India with a five children ♪
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♪ And because she got a split, the hamburger five ways, he is in disgust ♪
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♪ Tom Bashi should have played better ♪
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♪ Sam Dashie shouldn't be living like that ♪
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♪ But Lex don't understand some time situations can be wack ♪
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♪ But hey, God Lex, he grew up with the ma-
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♪ A lot of money in his pocket ♪
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♪ 'Cause he had it made ♪
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♪ Ah, it made twice, double made ♪
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♪ Yeah, it was a double made cut ♪
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♪ Had his female butter and Nana sandwiches ♪
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♪ Sad to him ♪
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♪ All fanning him ♪
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♪ Never have had a peanut butter and Nana sandwich ♪
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♪ Ever ♪
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♪ We're all fanning him ♪
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♪ With the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never in the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never been fan-fron ♪
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♪ Never cut my crust off ♪
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(laughing)
First World Problems
TODAY on the show we started off the show with some Sports Talk. Lex told us a hilarious story about his miserable experience attending the Texas Ranger's baseball game with 18 other people and a party bus. We got into a talk about health and fitness and whether creatine is good or bad for you. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Dee let us in on a new cartoon show he is obsessed with and how he loves the music on the show. Lex told us about an incident he went through recently that made him realize how much he has matured.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!)
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems
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You know, let you somewhere dying of cancer
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or you missing a limb or you in an iron lung
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or you just all the, our problems are so miniscule
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to what they could really be.
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So that's why I'm just like, I'm only a man
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'cause I got to walk an extra 75 feet
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'cause I couldn't park, you know, over there, you know.
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- Yeah, when some people's donkey just died.
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- Yeah, you know, oh I'm mad because this hamburger cold
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and it's a lady that's in India somewhere with five children
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would love to split this cold ass hamburger
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between her five kids and be like,
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"Yeah, we eat it."
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- Yeah.
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- You know.
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(laughing)
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- Yeah.
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- I have to check myself sometimes.
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- Well yeah, but if you're somebody that's splitting
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a hamburger five ways, let me check yourself.
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Maybe they can do better, you know.
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- Let's just talk about it, let's do better.
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- Get a bottle.