The KiddChris Show - where the socially unacceptable are accepted. Full Bio
06/06/2025 - Tighty Whitey
06/05/2025 - Doctor Wipe
John Matarese talks about June is as a month for buying "guy stuff" like golf clubs, grills, and power tools. For patio sets, you can find cheap options on Marketplace or by "dumpster diving" the night before garbage day, or wait for big sales around the 4th of July.
A new scam involves text messages about unpaid traffic tickets, threatening license suspension if not paid immediately, designed to get credit card information.
Sara brings up the floating Hooters in Newport, Kentucky, has permanently closed after filing for bankruptcy, with speculation about Hulk Hogan potentially buying the chain. The closure is attributed to a lack of evolution and updates since 1992. The Beer Seller next door is also permanently closed.
We have some listener "talkbacks" and a game called "Five and Ten," where callers name five items in ten seconds for tickets to see comedian Tom Papa. Topics from listeners included the Jerky Boys, Chris's personal calls to fans, and a humorous debate about wiping hygiene.
A caller, with a background in organizational psychology, explained foot fetishes as a paraphilic attraction or obsession, which is similar to other fetishes like those involving diapers or cars, and is not as unique as some might think.
Procter & Gamble is cutting over 7,000 jobs globally over the next two years as part of a "growth and productivity strategy," with KiddChris saying that remote work contributed to these cuts.
KiddChris shares his experience of working from Kings Island while his daughters enjoyed the park, emphasizing the value of the season pass and the enjoyment of the amusement park.
A new scam involves text messages about unpaid traffic tickets, threatening license suspension if not paid immediately, designed to get credit card information.
Sara brings up the floating Hooters in Newport, Kentucky, has permanently closed after filing for bankruptcy, with speculation about Hulk Hogan potentially buying the chain. The closure is attributed to a lack of evolution and updates since 1992. The Beer Seller next door is also permanently closed.
We have some listener "talkbacks" and a game called "Five and Ten," where callers name five items in ten seconds for tickets to see comedian Tom Papa. Topics from listeners included the Jerky Boys, Chris's personal calls to fans, and a humorous debate about wiping hygiene.
A caller, with a background in organizational psychology, explained foot fetishes as a paraphilic attraction or obsession, which is similar to other fetishes like those involving diapers or cars, and is not as unique as some might think.
Procter & Gamble is cutting over 7,000 jobs globally over the next two years as part of a "growth and productivity strategy," with KiddChris saying that remote work contributed to these cuts.
KiddChris shares his experience of working from Kings Island while his daughters enjoyed the park, emphasizing the value of the season pass and the enjoyment of the amusement park.
06/04/2025 - Amo tus pies
The hosts discuss a new tiki bar opening in OTR (Over-the-Rhine), with one host expressing skepticism about its longevity due to OTR's business closures and the seasonal nature of a tiki bar.
The widespread presence of cicadas in the Loveland area is mentioned, with descriptions of their noise, falling into pools, and their mating purpose.
McDonald's is bringing back the Snack Wrap on July 10th, after discontinuing it in 2020 due to it slowing down kitchen operations. Popeye's is also adding chicken snack wraps.
The hosts debate classic rock power ballads, specifically disliking Guns N' Roses' "November Rain" due to its length and Axl Rose's performance, while praising Prince's talent.
A prank call or wrong number audio clip is played, where one person repeatedly tries to talk about a truck while the other insists they have the wrong number and threatens prosecution.
A creepy story from California is shared about a man who stalked a woman, slept outside her house, broke in, and bit and licked her toes while she was sleeping, leading to his arrest.
The "Can I Sue" segment with Stuart W. Penrose covers:
Trevor Bauer's legal victory where his accuser, Lindsay Hill, was ordered to pay him over $300,000 for settlement violations and has been arrested and charged with assault and abuse.
A caller's sister, who has Parkinson's and tardive dyskinesia, faced discrimination at a Dunkin Donuts in Virginia when staff locked doors and called the police, believing she was intoxicated. Legal advice is given to seek an attorney specializing in disability discrimination.
A discussion about the ethics and challenges of criminal defense attorneys representing unsavory clients, such as the "foot fetish guy," murderers, or child predators, and how they must set personal feelings aside to do their job.
The widespread presence of cicadas in the Loveland area is mentioned, with descriptions of their noise, falling into pools, and their mating purpose.
McDonald's is bringing back the Snack Wrap on July 10th, after discontinuing it in 2020 due to it slowing down kitchen operations. Popeye's is also adding chicken snack wraps.
The hosts debate classic rock power ballads, specifically disliking Guns N' Roses' "November Rain" due to its length and Axl Rose's performance, while praising Prince's talent.
A prank call or wrong number audio clip is played, where one person repeatedly tries to talk about a truck while the other insists they have the wrong number and threatens prosecution.
A creepy story from California is shared about a man who stalked a woman, slept outside her house, broke in, and bit and licked her toes while she was sleeping, leading to his arrest.
The "Can I Sue" segment with Stuart W. Penrose covers:
Trevor Bauer's legal victory where his accuser, Lindsay Hill, was ordered to pay him over $300,000 for settlement violations and has been arrested and charged with assault and abuse.
A caller's sister, who has Parkinson's and tardive dyskinesia, faced discrimination at a Dunkin Donuts in Virginia when staff locked doors and called the police, believing she was intoxicated. Legal advice is given to seek an attorney specializing in disability discrimination.
A discussion about the ethics and challenges of criminal defense attorneys representing unsavory clients, such as the "foot fetish guy," murderers, or child predators, and how they must set personal feelings aside to do their job.
06/03/2025 - Spudly
KiddChris and Sara discuss David Spade joining the show to talk about his show this weekend at the Taft Theater. KiddChris expresses his preference for going to events alone and admits he is not much of a talker when the microphones are off, contrary to his on-air persona.
Sara has a story about a “professional” that provides dating advice from a coach, highlighting text messages to avoid, such as "When can I see you?", "Want to come over tonight?", and "Do you like me?".
KiddChris goofs on a new Tiki Bar and Grill called "10th Island" opening in OTR. The show shares "on this day in history" facts, including Anderson Cooper's birthday, the BBC banning George Michael's "I Want Your Sex," and David Carradine's death by autoerotic asphyxiation.
KiddChris reminisces about his past addiction to a vending machine snack called "Big Texas," a cinnamon roll which he consumed frequently and associated with a sugar crash and significant weight gain.
Country Jeff The Drunk Drifter calls in from his hotel, discussing his living situation with prostitutes, some of whom steal from him, and his contentious relationship with KiddChris… Jeff ends up hanging up in anger.
Sara has a story about a “professional” that provides dating advice from a coach, highlighting text messages to avoid, such as "When can I see you?", "Want to come over tonight?", and "Do you like me?".
KiddChris goofs on a new Tiki Bar and Grill called "10th Island" opening in OTR. The show shares "on this day in history" facts, including Anderson Cooper's birthday, the BBC banning George Michael's "I Want Your Sex," and David Carradine's death by autoerotic asphyxiation.
KiddChris reminisces about his past addiction to a vending machine snack called "Big Texas," a cinnamon roll which he consumed frequently and associated with a sugar crash and significant weight gain.
Country Jeff The Drunk Drifter calls in from his hotel, discussing his living situation with prostitutes, some of whom steal from him, and his contentious relationship with KiddChris… Jeff ends up hanging up in anger.
06/02/2025 - A Kink For Clean
KiddChris talks about watching disturbing documentaries this weekend, including one about Steven Stainer, a kidnapping victim whose family faced further tragedy, and one about Pee Wee Herman.
They mentioned upcoming TV shows and movies, like Stranger Things, Squid Game, Wednesday, and Happy Gilmore 2.
Various sports news was covered, including baseball, golf, and basketball.
Sara has a news story about a man in Japan stealing women's underwear from a laundromat was discussed.
A study ranked Ohio as the 4th state with the biggest gambling problem.
Bret Buganski from WCPO, a journalist and guitar player, comes in with his guitar to jam with KiddChris!
KiddChris and Sara go over a list of jobs suited for people who "hate people," such as a lighthouse keeper.
They mentioned upcoming TV shows and movies, like Stranger Things, Squid Game, Wednesday, and Happy Gilmore 2.
Various sports news was covered, including baseball, golf, and basketball.
Sara has a news story about a man in Japan stealing women's underwear from a laundromat was discussed.
A study ranked Ohio as the 4th state with the biggest gambling problem.
Bret Buganski from WCPO, a journalist and guitar player, comes in with his guitar to jam with KiddChris!
KiddChris and Sara go over a list of jobs suited for people who "hate people," such as a lighthouse keeper.
05/30/2025 - The Corn
KiddChris and Sara discussed a funny moment from the news where an anchor professionally read a story about fentanyl found in someone's buttocks.
Sara has a news story about Sydney Sweeney partnering with Dr. Squatch to sell soap infused with drops of her bathwater, seeing it as a way to make money off of fans. This led to a conversation about gross things like pedicures and perceived differences in hygiene between men and women.
KiddChris shares an embarrassing story about arriving at a Starbucks drive-thru before it opened and mumbling and complaining while the people inside could hear him.
They played their "Five in Ten" contest, where callers name five things in 10 seconds for tickets.
They covered a news story about a woman charged with felony child abuse after allegedly assaulting a child on a plane who reportedly called her fat. They commented on kids being brutally honest and debated parental discipline.
They took calls, including one about a new band name and one from a listener thanking a host for an inspirational voicemail.
Sara has a news story about Sydney Sweeney partnering with Dr. Squatch to sell soap infused with drops of her bathwater, seeing it as a way to make money off of fans. This led to a conversation about gross things like pedicures and perceived differences in hygiene between men and women.
KiddChris shares an embarrassing story about arriving at a Starbucks drive-thru before it opened and mumbling and complaining while the people inside could hear him.
They played their "Five in Ten" contest, where callers name five things in 10 seconds for tickets.
They covered a news story about a woman charged with felony child abuse after allegedly assaulting a child on a plane who reportedly called her fat. They commented on kids being brutally honest and debated parental discipline.
They took calls, including one about a new band name and one from a listener thanking a host for an inspirational voicemail.
05/29/2025 - Gina
Celebrity birthdays mentioned are Latoya Jackson (and her Playboy appearance) and John Hinckley Jr. (who shot Ronald Reagan and is now touring).
Sara brings up a story about a 10-year-old girl singing loudly over a Delta plane's intercom for 45 minutes during a 2-hour delay. KiddChris is annoyed and claims terrorist have won.
The Bengals 2025 Ring of Honor game date and nominees are listed. The show includes playing the "5 in 10" game with callers for concert tickets.
Plans to update the Cincinnati Convention Center sign are discussed, including the Bengals' copyright issues with using their stripes. Is violence and lawsuits in the future??
New prank calls from ESSIE-X! A woman who met KiddChris at the Breaking Ben concert is on the phone and is VERY excited!
Sara brings up a story about a 10-year-old girl singing loudly over a Delta plane's intercom for 45 minutes during a 2-hour delay. KiddChris is annoyed and claims terrorist have won.
The Bengals 2025 Ring of Honor game date and nominees are listed. The show includes playing the "5 in 10" game with callers for concert tickets.
Plans to update the Cincinnati Convention Center sign are discussed, including the Bengals' copyright issues with using their stripes. Is violence and lawsuits in the future??
New prank calls from ESSIE-X! A woman who met KiddChris at the Breaking Ben concert is on the phone and is VERY excited!
05/28/2025 - Harambe Never Forget
The show opens with the Chuck The Traffic Guy making calls to gay prostitutes!
Today is the anniversary of Harambe, including memorial events and ongoing public interest.
Today is also National Hamburger Day, sharing statistics, deals at various restaurants (Burger King, Wendy's, Buffalo Wild Wings, Shake Shack, Eddie Merllo's), and KiddChris and his sissy eating habits.
A request for an old segment featuring autotune interviews.
The movie Final Destination: Bloodlines was discussed, including a frightening real-life incident where a movie theater roof collapsed during a screening in Australia.
The "Can I Sue? with Stuart W. Penrose" legal segment featured calls about:
Expunging a minor consumption charge.
A medical malpractice claim involving a nerve injury and the statute of limitations.
Children's services taking a baby related to a domestic violence restraining order.
A caller discussing a protection order violation and seeking advice for injuries from a car accident.
The Puff Daddy legal case was briefly mentioned.
Today is the anniversary of Harambe, including memorial events and ongoing public interest.
Today is also National Hamburger Day, sharing statistics, deals at various restaurants (Burger King, Wendy's, Buffalo Wild Wings, Shake Shack, Eddie Merllo's), and KiddChris and his sissy eating habits.
A request for an old segment featuring autotune interviews.
The movie Final Destination: Bloodlines was discussed, including a frightening real-life incident where a movie theater roof collapsed during a screening in Australia.
The "Can I Sue? with Stuart W. Penrose" legal segment featured calls about:
Expunging a minor consumption charge.
A medical malpractice claim involving a nerve injury and the statute of limitations.
Children's services taking a baby related to a domestic violence restraining order.
A caller discussing a protection order violation and seeking advice for injuries from a car accident.
The Puff Daddy legal case was briefly mentioned.
05/27/2025 - Back At It!
KiddChris and Sara discuss attending Staind and Breaking Benjamin, highlighting details like Aaron from Staind's stage presence and a surprise appearance by Lacy Sturm from Flyleaf with Breaking Benjamin.
An update was given on the New Orleans jailbreak, stating that two more inmates were caught in Texas, but two are still at large, including one with noticeable face tattoos. A grandma was arrested for allegedly sending money to her grandson, one of the escapees, via Cash App.
KiddChris makes a suggestion that could STOP ALL JAILBREAKS. Listen for the details on this idea!
Chuck The Traffic Guy made some naughty calls to Gay Prostittutes!
There was discussion of a Florida USPS worker who was arrested after reportedly drinking vodka on her route and driving erratically.
An update was given on the New Orleans jailbreak, stating that two more inmates were caught in Texas, but two are still at large, including one with noticeable face tattoos. A grandma was arrested for allegedly sending money to her grandson, one of the escapees, via Cash App.
KiddChris makes a suggestion that could STOP ALL JAILBREAKS. Listen for the details on this idea!
Chuck The Traffic Guy made some naughty calls to Gay Prostittutes!
There was discussion of a Florida USPS worker who was arrested after reportedly drinking vodka on her route and driving erratically.
05/22/2025 - Wipe
John Matarese from Channel 9 talks about high meat prices ahead of Memorial Day grilling and suggested cheaper steak alternatives.
Sara reports on a story about a 24-year-old man from Venezuela who was arrested for using a false birth certificate while pretending to be a 16-year-old high school student living with a host couple. KiddChris explains why this guy is a genius!
KiddChris brings up a hypothetical situation of wiping a coworker's butt in an emergency and debated saving a pet versus a stranger.
The top songs in Country, Top 40, and Rock radio formats were reviewed.
Sara reports on a story about a 24-year-old man from Venezuela who was arrested for using a false birth certificate while pretending to be a 16-year-old high school student living with a host couple. KiddChris explains why this guy is a genius!
KiddChris brings up a hypothetical situation of wiping a coworker's butt in an emergency and debated saving a pet versus a stranger.
The top songs in Country, Top 40, and Rock radio formats were reviewed.